Welcome to my long-awaited product blarg. Here you will find useful information, reviews and general discussion about products. Let's face it - we all use 'em.
Blarg! - An expression I'd like to eliminate from your vocabulary. It's the sound we all make every time we clean out our bathrooms, kitchens and offices. It's the sound of money gone wrong. The mating call of the consumer, if you will, and our forces are useless against it. Our need for constant fulfillment from the items we purchase is as evergreen as the 3 eyeliners I just threw out.
And thus, the product blarg was born.
You’ll soon learn I like to coin phrases and make up new words.
ASAW stands for: Any store. Anywhere.
A friend once exclaimed with delight that she loved a VERY common food item. “You know where you can get those…,” she declared definitively.
My smart-A response? “Any store. Anywhere.”
The phrase has become synonymous with obvious information in my house. It’s sort of a less tired version of “duh”.
In her defense, she was about to tell us all where to buy the item on sale.
